19 People Share The Hottest Thing Anyone’s Ever Said To Them

To each his or her own. Everyone has their turn-ons and fetishes, and for some people, it’s a memory of a previous sexually-charged encounter that gets them going. There are some moments, or things said that are so hot and nasty and we remember them forever and still get almost as turned on as when we heard them the first time.

Some people got a thread going at AskReddit to tell the stories of the sexiest thing they ever heard, up close and personal. (And yeah, this is probably NSFW.)

1. Slamboni12:

She-Come up for coffee

Me-I don’t drink coffee

She-I don’t have any

2. efclarkiii:

As I was banging a very hot girl from behind – she was flat on the bed – she says, “Let me get up on my knees, so I can touch myself.”

3. NotSlickery:

“I can’t believe you thought we were only going to have sex once today!”

4. grby1812:

Please don’t masturbate anymore. You can use me any time you want.

5. LuluWantsYou:

Have a math midterm tomorrow. Texted my boyfriend to whine about not wanting to study.

Me: I don’t want to do math. I want to do you.

Him: I’m probably a lot harder than math.

Gotta love a good pun.

6. UncleJay74:

Was doing anal on my wife one night and thought things were going pretty good…when she kinda flips her hair back, looks back at me, and says, “We haven’t seen each other in almost a week–and I’m not complaining–but if I’m giving you my ass, I want you to f*ck it so hard I feel it in my throat.”

I love my wife….

7. Riffler:

“I have a clit piercing; wanna see it?”

“Am I allowed to touch?”

“Touching is positively encouraged.”

8. gangsta_baby:

She said “I can feel you stretching me out!” In almost a lustful groan after a few minutes of sex.

She was so tight. When she whispered that I don’t think I’ve ever been more turned on in my life.

9. EDMDrift:

Currently deployed with extreme case of blue balls. Gf texts “When you get back you can do anything you want to me”. God I can’t wait

10. Ph0enix_Falling:

The hottest sentence I’ve heard this year. “Drive me like a rental, and your company paid for the extra insurance.” He’s fun.

11. 404terror:

“Want to f*ck me on your desk?”

Yes. Yes I did.

12. Xcavor:

Ex-girlfriend said “I’m going to feed you some dinner and then suck your dick.”

13. _CinderellaMan_:

If a text counts: “Iwant your mouth on me and your cock in me”

14. fixerofthings:

A girl who caught me looking at her very toned legs in jeans.

Her: “Whatcha looking at?”

Me: Sorry your legs look great in those jeans.

Her: You should see me without them.

ME: Why would you take off your legs?

15. Zevile:

“do you wanna come over for a cup of coffee and a blowjob?” in a text message if that counts

16. middleagenotdead:

In college once, I had a waitress at the late night dinner, give me her number on a napkin with a note that she wanted to see if the bulge in my pants was as big as it looked. God, that makes me hot thinking about it 25 year later. What a night that was!

17. eulertriad:

At our wedding, my wife whispered in my ear that she wasn’t wearing any underwear while we were dancing.

18. thedankbank1021:

“Babe, we need to get out of here. I have to f*ck you right now.”

Popped a boner so hard it was noticed by the other people at the party.


Ex-girlfriend, naked in bed “choose your own adventure” in her lovely Australian accent. Also the Australian “HOLY F*CK” when she came.